[Power Fantasy] + [Second-Generation Cultivator] + [Personified Cultivation Techniques] + [Invincible Protagonist] + [Comedic Misunderstandings and Wild Assumptions] + [Lighthearted Comedy]
Gu Changge transmigrates to the world of cultivation and becomes the only grandson of the Grand Elder of the Supreme Mystic Sacred Land, a top-tier sect. He has an unbeatable background and endless resources.
He plans to lie flat and take it easy on his path to immortality, but his cultivation techniques unexpectedly come to life, and every last one of them is a fiercely competitive overachiever!
[Your “Basic Breathing Technique” thinks you’re far too lazy. Overnight, it devours the Sacred Land’s treasured manual, the Pre-Heaven Dao Scripture, and evolves on its own into the Primordial-grade technique, “Great Celestial Immortal Art”! You can absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth automatically, even while lying down!]
[Your “Sword-Flying Technique” refuses to be just a means of transportation. Determined to prove it is the best at killing, it studies the shattered depths of the Sword Mound and comprehends the supreme divine ability “Ten Thousand Swords Return to One.” One strike levels a hundred thousand mountains!]
[Your “Diamond Shield” senses danger and becomes desperately insecure. It frantically absorbs the energy of the earth’s veins and advances into the “Glazed Diamond Body, Impervious to All Arts.” It withstands the Nine Heavens’ Dark Thunder for three days and three nights without even a scratch!]
Gu Changge lies in bed while his cultivation rises from the heavens. He breaks through to a new realm just by taking a nap.
To hide the fact that he’s simply lying flat, he casually makes up a few excuses.
But then
The Sacred Land’s leader exclaims, “This boy comprehends the Dao even in his sleep! Every breath he takes accords with the truths of the Heavenly Dao. He is truly the greatest genius in all history!”
The peerless Sword Immortal weeps. “A hundred years of hard cultivation, and yet I’m not as good as a casual point of Gu Changge’s finger. His swordsmanship has reached perfection. We mere mortals can never hope to catch up!”
Gu Changge helplessly spreads his hands. “I swear, all I want is to lie flat and be a good-for-nothing! Stop reading so much into everything!”
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