Slay the Gods: I’m a Beautiful, Strong Tragic Hero, and I Can’t Stop Overthinking

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Shen Yanxi died of excitement after finally cashing out 500 yuan on Pinduoduo, only to transmigrate into Slay the Gods and get bound to a Pinduoduo System.

How to get stronger: take a beating.

Other people cultivate through insight. She levels up by getting hit. A hundred knife wounds to awaken, two hundred to break through. She was promised a whole major-realm breakthrough, but the System left her one step short

“Just take thirty more hits to unlock it, dear~”

Shen Yanxi: ???

So every day, she dragged her battered body all over the place, looking for people to beat her up.

She'd walk right up to anyone and ask:

“Could you beat me up?”

“Please, just hit me once.”

“If you can't, you can insult me a couple of times. Mental damage seems to count too!”

Seeing the sincerity in her eyes, everyone fell into thought:

Where did this masochist come from?

She couldn't explain herself.

Could she tell them she'd been bound to a lousy System? That she couldn't level up without getting beaten?

Every day, she went around clutching her wounds and looking for someone to hit her.

But, she'd gained complete freedom to ship couples!

Every day, she dashed around with her blood-soaked stomach clutched in her hands. Whenever she saw Lin Qiye and An Qingyu, her eyes lit up. “Oh my gosh, I'm dying from shipping them!”

After shipping one couple, she'd move on to the next, and then another. The entire Slay the Gods world was her treasure trove of ship material.

She even took the chance to rewrite all the tragedies in the original story.

Who was going to die? She'd bring them back.

Who had an unresolved regret? She'd force a happy ending.

She took beatings while mending regrets, and coughed up blood while playing matchmaker.