Anime Crossover: My Reckless Life as a Scumbag

I transmigrate into a crossover anime world, starting on the first day of school at Sobu High.

Well, what are you waiting for, Hachiman? Let go of that dog and let me take over!

Do you think I’ll just wait around for the pink-haired dumpling to thank me with snacks and enjoy a fulfilling high school life?

NO NO NO NO

Bro, your horizons are way too narrow.

As a transmigrator, how can I let myself sink into mediocrity? How can I settle for living beneath everyone else?

A carefree life is something you have to earn for yourself, with a little help from your golden finger.

“Shizuka, instead of constantly disturbing my silky-smooth school life, why not go on a few more blind dates? Maybe one will work out.”

“You’re right, Heino-Shita Heino-san. Your cerebral cortex is as wide as your expansive landing strip, which is reassuring.”

“And you, Pink-Haired Dumpling. You spend all day smiling like an idiot and agreeing with whatever people say. Are you a robot? Or just a loyal little puppy that goes ‘woof woof’ after everyone? That won’t do. Tell me, what are you?”

“Mr. Hachiman, you should stop dragging around those lifeless fish eyes. People need to look ahead, just like trains move forward. Totsuka, come over here. Hachiman wants you to sign this marriage application!”

That’s how it was supposed to go…