The Merit-Crazed System

After I transmigrated into a book, I was bound to a merit-earning, crazy-making System.

If I don't go crazy, I'll die.

So, in front of three thousand disciples,

I knocked the Holy Son senseless with a brick.

“This blow is for your future Dao companion!”

The Demon Venerable watched the whole thing from the Hall of Ten Thousand Demons,

laughing so hard his hands shook. “I want that female cultivator.”