Happi Potter and the Soviet Student

[No female lead] [Nothing but jokes and memes] [Kicks Voldemort around]

[No romance, but plenty of friendship. The protagonist and several women are good buddies. Ship them if you want, but keep it to yourself.]

What? I have to write a blurb too? How am I supposed to write one?

Should I tell everyone the main plot? Wouldn’t that be a spoiler?

The protagonist, Douglas Sakhalin, accidentally transmigrates as the son of a Soviet man, awakens the Strongest Archmage System, enrolls at Hogwarts, and eventually becomes an archmage?

How is that blurb any different from a bunch of nonsense? Does it tell you anything at all?

So let’s try something different.

Harry Potter and the Rotten Coffin. Heard of it? You haven’t? Good, because I made it up. It’s part of this book.

Harry Potter and the Dragon Tongue Spell. Heard of that one? No? Exactly! That’s another thing you’ll only find in this book!

Who is the Wise One?

Who are the people of the world?

Who is the Savior? Oh, you know that one. It’s Harry.

But you don’t know the other two, do you? Then hurry up and come take a look!

All right, that’s the blurb. I’m done writing it. Please don’t scroll past!