After Binding to a Silly System, I Became a Legend in My Neighborhood

I had just graduated and only wanted to lie flat and live a quiet life.

Then I woke up one morning and found myself bound to a shameless System.

Other people's Systems: Get rich, become a god, and have cheats all the way.

My System:

[Go to the balcony and shout "I'm the most handsome" three times to receive a bucket of old-style pickled cabbage noodles.]

[Help an auntie claim the best spot in the square-dance lineup. Fail, and your butt will dance by itself for ten minutes.]

After all that, I became a sensation in the neighborhood.

The aunties adore me, the security guards protect me, and the old men sit around every day to watch the show.

I only wanted to keep a low profile. How did I somehow become the neighborhood's god?

System, stop it! I really don't want to be a comedian!