After Binding the Sand Sculpture System, I Became a God in the Community

As a fresh graduate, I originally just wanted to live my life quietly. As a result, when I woke up, I was directly bound to a wicked system. Other people's systems: get rich suddenly, become a god, cheat all the way. My system: [Go to the balcony and shout three times that I am the most handsome, and I will reward Lao Tan with a bucket of pickled vegetables. [Help aunt grab the C spot for the square dance. If you fail, your butt will be punished by automatically dancing for ten minutes. After just such a hard time, I became completely popular in the community. My aunt dotes on me, my security guard protects me, and my uncle squats on me every day to watch the fun. I obviously just want to live a low-key life, so why did I become the god of the community inexplicably? System, stop it! I really don't want to be funny!