"After being optimized, I took a night shift at a funeral parlor. The monthly salary was 8,000, and the only requirement was that I must wear blue overalls. If it turns red, please lie down in the refrigerator immediately.
Until I discovered that turning red in overalls is not a curse, but an awakening.
When I complained about "Ghosts are more reasonable than capitalists" in the live broadcast room and became popular all over the Internet, when millions of spiritual beings chose me as a node, when the board of directors came and asked me to become the new reaper...
I choose to crash the system.
