My name is Jiang Hao. I’m a cultivator from the modern era... though only a beginner... a beginner with a pathetic golden finger.
By a twist of fate, I ended up in the late Northern Song dynasty. What? The Jin army is poised below the city, Wuzhu has deployed his Iron Pagoda troops, and Bianjing is about to fall today?
What a joke! I, a cultivator... Actually, “Master” sounds better... Better yet, call me Immortal Venerable! How dare you northern barbarians run wild in my presence? Just watch me turn the tide and launch the defense of Bianjing!
I’ll tame the Emperors Huizong and Qinzong, then crush Jin Wuzhu and finally slay the Jin army’s commander!
With the body of an Immortal Venerable from the upper realm and the authority of Grand Preceptor of the Great Song, I’ll repel the Jurchen in the north, bring the islands of the south under our wing, control Japan in the east, and fight the Tangut in the west. Our Hua Xia now boasts mighty ships and powerful cannons. What barbarian would dare refuse to submit?
From this day forth, who would ever call our dynasty the “Weak Song”?
