You Dare Treat Me Like a Human Cauldron? The Empress Bows to Me!

Lin Che transmigrated.

He opened his eyes to carved beams and painted rafters, an aura of immortality all around, and beauties by his side, their voices sweet as birdsong. The Joyous Union Sect?

He nearly burst out laughing.

He knew the novels by heart: a blissful nest full of beauties, considerate fairy maidens, carefree cultivation, and a life of luxury from the moment you joined.

Heaven was treating him well!

Then he was assigned a position.

A cauldron!

Three days later, Lin Che lay in bed, pale and hollow-eyed, feeling like the novels had lied to him.

But then he heard footsteps outside. Today’s “Senior Sister” had arrived.

Just then, a cold mechanical voice rang out in his mind:

[Ding!]

A crisp, loud sound, like an old game console powering on.

[The Host is mentally and physically exhausted and on the verge of collapse. Hidden activation conditions met!]

[The Hundred-Billion Subsidy System is now active!]

[System Introduction: The Hundred-Billion Subsidy System is specially designed for transmigrators who are mentally and physically exhausted. Every sacrifice you make will earn you a hundredfold subsidy! Every bit of hard work will bring you generous rewards!]

Lin Che knew that his good days had finally begun...