Cultivation Through Sign-In: A Lottery Uncle's Leisurely Path to Immortality

Forty-year-old office drone Jiang Yu won the lottery, but before he could spend a cent, he woke up as a menial servant with a fake spiritual root, the lowest of the low in the cultivation world. Just as he thought he'd spend the rest of his life sweeping courtyards and feeding spirit rabbits, his Daily Sign-In System suddenly activated.

While others cultivated hard, he signed in. While others braved danger, he took it easy. With the system's bizarre rewards, from an [Automatic Cleaning Puppet] to a [Never-Go-Bald Hair-Growth Pill], from a [Universal Barbecue Seasoning Pack] to Five Years of Cultivation, Three Years of Mock Exams, Jiang Yu carved out a wellness-focused path in a cultivation world where everyone was killing themselves to get ahead.

While the sect's prodigies fought to the death over secret realms, he grilled spirit rabbits in the backyard. While demonic overlords plotted world-shaking schemes, he used modern thinking to improve the sect's KPIs. Years later, a reporter asked this “most laid-back big shot in the cultivation world” for the secret to his longevity. Jiang Yu scratched his increasingly sparse crown (even the system's hair-growth pill has an expiration date) and calmly replied:

“Stop working yourselves to death. Want a skewer of barbecue? The seasoning came from a sign-in, and it's amazing.”