Showbiz: You Were Supposed to Join a Dating Show, Not Enrage the Young Queen of Pop

Lu Yanzhi transmigrates to a parallel world, where his mom signs him up for a celebrity dating show. His female celebrity partner is none other than the hugely popular young diva Su Wantang! On the show, everyone else is busy flaunting their romance, building an image, and sticking to a script. But Lu Yanzhi does whatever he wants, however he wants! Host: “What kind of romance do you hope to find on the show?” Lu Yanzhi: “Romance? What respectable person dates? Do you date? Because I don’t.” Host: “...Then what’s your ideal girlfriend like?” Lu Yanzhi: “She can do the laundry and cook, take care of kids and dress up, earn money and look after the home. She earns her own money and spends it herself, chips in for household expenses and supports me, then makes it on her own. Her dowry is generous and the bride price is small. She gets her figure back after having a baby, is understanding and reasonable, and takes good care of our parents. She’s broad-minded and generous, doesn’t get mad when her in-laws argue, and is beautiful without losing her charm, virtuous without losing her poise. Now that’s a pretty ideal girlfriend.” Ha! You mean an imaginary girlfriend! Host: “Any last words for the audience?” Lu Yanzhi: “The wise stay out of love. Grown-ups get foot massages!” Su Wantang: “Lu Yanzhi! Don’t you come any closer!”