On the First Day of Dating, I Made the Diva Laugh and Cry

Lu Yanzhi traveled through a parallel world, and his mother helped him sign up for a celebrity love show. The female star she is partnering with is none other than the popular little diva Su Wantang! In love variety shows, everyone else is busy spreading gossip, concocting characters, and memorizing scripts. But Lu Yanzhi's main focus is to do whatever he wants and do as he pleases! Host: "What kind of love do you want to talk about on the show?" Lu Yanzhi: "Talk about love? No serious person talks about love, do you? I won't talk about it anyway." Host: "... So what does your ideal girlfriend look like?" Lu Yanzhi: "She can wash and cook, she can take care of her children, she can dress up, she can earn money and she can take care of the family, she can earn her own money and spend it, supplement the family income and support me, and finally let her rely on herself, have colorful dowry gifts and few gifts, have a good figure after giving birth, be reasonable and sensible, take good care of her parents' health, be generous and generous, not get angry when her parents-in-law quarrel, be beautiful without losing fragrance, and be virtuous without losing dignity. This is quite ideal." Haha! You call this a fantasy girlfriend! Host: "Let me say one final word to the audience." Lu Yanzhi: "A wise man does not fall in love. Adults have to wash their feet and massage them!" Su Wantang: Lu Yanzhi! Don't come over here!