My name is Gouzi, the most inconspicuous native dog in the eyes of others.
Alone and helpless, no one cares, no one loves, and the only hobby is to wear fake street clothes.
They laughed at me for being stupid, at me for being poor, and at me for wearing rags to deceive myself.
But I prefer to be a free-spirited dog——
Don't compare or compare, have no distractions, eat when you are hungry, sleep when you are tired, and live the most free and easy life.
I never care about truth or falsehood, I only believe in one truth:
I believe it is what it is.
In a car accident, I was hit by a heavy truck and was unhurt.
In my coma, the camel bone bracelet turned into the shadow of a white tiger and spoke in my heart:
"I am a camel, but if you believe that I am a tiger, I will protect you with the power of a tiger."
From then on, all my fakes became sacred objects!
Fake tiger teeth split mountains and rocks;
Fake amber can suppress evil and expel yin;
Fake tiger toes scare all beasts;
The fake nine-tailed fox pendant is even more charming!
Others ask for real treasures at exorbitant prices, but I only rely on my sincerity.
There is no distinction between literature and play, but sincerity is the spirit.
You laugh at my fake writing, I scold you for being blind!
My whole body is in rags,
You can ask all the gods in the sky to come and protect you in person!