[Online sister Deyun and offline small cake contrast female anchor] vs [Sultry double-sided super subwoofer game company president]
Copywriting 1
After working overtime, the boss of a gaming company logged into a small account in the office to start a game, and was matched with an unknown female anchor.
Teammate: Come on, is it you?
Shen Yinke: baba...?
When I saw the nickname No. 1, Ni came to mess with me.
Oh, that's okay.
At first, no one realized the seriousness of this ranking problem.
He dived and eavesdropped every day, and the female anchor only focused on releasing herself with water friends, until someone asked No. 4 If he could turn on the microphone...
The headphones were quiet for a long time, and suddenly there was a sound of electricity.
"Ahem..." The man cleared his throat gently, "Okay."
"..."
For the next twenty minutes, Yubani's microphone never exceeded 45 decibels.
In addition to admiring the subwoofer, the barrage also mocked the female anchor.
Someone asked her if the baby was stuck in her throat. She was about to refute, but the next second:
"Does the anchor play sniping?"
Yubani: "..."
It's over. She voice controls.
A certain nurturing anchor went crazy, and today was another day of failure.
Copywriting 2
After the facial.
Boss Shen: I like you, what about you?
Female anchor: I'm sorry... I like you, but I like you more online.
The female anchor's heart: Are you talking human words?
Boss Shen: It's okay. It's the same even if the lights are turned off.
Netizen: Why don't you just use XP and install nm?
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