A modern man gets drunk and transmigrates into the equally drunk Xu Damao, only to discover that he’s landed in the world of Love in the Courtyard, a TV drama packed with familiar characters. What? My neighbors are all beasts? And I don’t even have a System? Then he’ll have to cut off one of the retirement squad’s sharpest claws first: find Silly Zhu a wife and win his loyalty. From there, he’ll rise through the ranks, starting in the steel mill’s publicity department. No System, no pocket dimension, no golden finger, one heroine, and no causing trouble for Lou or flirting with Qin Huairu.