The King of Hell, Lao Deng, I, Biaozi, Are Fighting with You!

My name is Hu Dabiao, a social cow who runs a funeral supplies store in Northeast China. Because he was too arrogant, he was seduced by the underworld in advance on the grounds of "seriously polluting the underworld's network environment." The Lord of Hell crossed his legs and told me to go away and be reincarnated, but I backhanded him and gave them a hard fight: "If you can't achieve your KPIs, will you use me to judge your performance? All my paper money has been wasted?!" From then on, the underworld exploded. I held the suona in my left hand and played "It's Better to Dance" to save the evil spirits, and I held the brick in my right hand to pat Sadako's Tianling Gai. Bai Wuchang became the top brother in my live broadcast room, I improved Meng Po Soup into Malatang, and the Guimenguan Toll Station made me short-circuit after peeing in it. Until that day, the King of Hell covered his face and came to me crying: "Biaozi, come back quickly! Heaven is cracking down on pornography and illegal activities... No, it's the ancient ferocious beast that has chewed up the book of life and death! Now all the ghosts in hell are imitating you in jumping into society!"