[Decisive and ruthless] [Never holds back her power] [System] [Physical exorcism] [Kicking off the right foot with the left] [No female lead] [Wish fulfillment]
A bizarre food delivery order with a ten-thousand-yuan tip led me to a real ghost!
Just when I thought I was done for, I discovered that twenty-two years’ worth of my virgin urine was actually holy water of pure yang, capable of melting vengeful ghosts!
[Ding! You have activated the “Meidong Delivery” System. Kill ghosts and monsters to earn attribute points. Leveling up is as fast as a rocket!]
From then on, I, Lin Chen the deliveryman, embarked on an invincible path with a style all my own!
Immune to physical attacks? Try my iron fist, enchanted with “Golden Holy Water”! Invincible in your own domain? My domain is called [Materialization of Reality]. It can drag you out of your fantasy world and back into reality, where I’ll beat you to death with 90,000 points of strength!
An S-rank prisoner wants to break out? I’ll recruit him as a security guard! A six-level great demon blocks the road and demands a title? I’ll catch it and make it a delivery rider! National treasure-level academicians beg to study my urine, while military bigwigs line up to buy weapons from me!
When the Netherworld Overlord tore open a rift and looked down upon the human world, I was carrying an enchanted Gatling gun and grinning at it.
“Take it easy. Place an order first, and I’ll give you a two-percent discount!”
