I, a mortal, was married to a demon who had lived for three thousand years.
The whole sect is waiting for me to die.
I'm waiting too.
After waiting for a month——
The devil holds a hot water bottle and asks me every night: "Are you cold? Are you hungry? Do you want a midnight snack?"
Three months——
He went all over the world to find Ganoderma lucidum for me to make soup, and he almost wiped out other people's spiritual beasts.
Half a year——
He began to study why the human body temperature is only 37 degrees, and how to keep a crispy man alive through the winter without freezing to death.
Me: "Um... Don't you kill people without batting an eyelid?"
He fell silent.