Master Flower of the High Mountain moved the mortal heart and brought back a woman from the mortal world. Five hundred people in the entire sect ate melons and watched! I thought the old iron tree had finally blossomed, but it turned out to be Master's mother! I, who was born as a salty fish princess, went from chasing my husband for a thousand years to giving up and focusing on collecting books of herbs, Brother Xiange. Unexpectedly, the master became so jealous that he set a strange sect rule of "whoever gets single first is the dog", which caused the entire sect to be single for three thousand years! When Junior Brother Jiazi, the irritable female dragon, and the darling madman appear one after another, who will surrender first in this ridiculous love battle between cultivators and immortals?