Xie Bufan only wants to do one thing in his life: to be a devil.
It's best to be one that scares people - no chickens or dogs will be left behind wherever they go, and giving the name can stop children from crying at night.
He worked hard for eight years.
In the past eight years, he tried to slaughter the village, but ended up repairing the roof for the old, weak, and sick for three days; he tried to grab secret books, but ended up grabbing "Postpartum Care for Sows" and lost a basket of eggs; he finally did something big - kidnapping the daughter of the leader of the martial arts league - and three days later he knelt in front of the leader's house: "Please, take her back, no ransom required."
All his efforts ended up being a joke.
Until one day, a young man covered in blood knelt in front of him, his eyes bright and frightening: "Please accept me as your disciple!"
Xie Bufan: "I am the devil."
The young man's eyes shone: "Understood! Just be eclectic, smile at the world, and be your true self!"
Xie Bufan: "... That's not what I meant."
But the young man has decided that he is a peerless master and cannot be driven away. What's even more frightening is that the young man started to travel around the world, and every time he "acted chivalrously and righteously", he accidentally pushed the master's reputation further towards the direction of "hero".
The more Xie Bufan wants to be a devil, the more people spread rumors about his high moral integrity.
The more Xie Bufan tries to make a mess, the more fate throws an even bigger mess in his face.
Until one day, the real crisis of annihilation comes. The righteous and evil ones fled one after another, leaving dead and injured people everywhere.
He stood in front of the ruins, turned around and cursed:
"They all fucking ran away, who is going to clean up this mess?"
Then he picked up the sword that he never wanted to pull out
