I Said I’d Pretend to Be a Good-for-Nothing, but the Empire’s Big Shots All Became Yandere

Lin En transmigrates. No System, no magic, just a peerless beauty that would drive the strongest women in the world collectively insane if it were ever revealed.

To stay alive, he puts on a magic-disrupting mask and vows to save up a hundred thousand gold coins, then escape to a remote village and become an ordinary village priest earning three thousand eight hundred copper coins a month, where he can live out his days alone.

Until one day, an assassination attempt shatters his glasses.

The Northern Tyrant corners him in the treasury: “All the gold in this room, and me too, are yours.”

The Holy Maiden of the Church fashions a chain of pure gold for him: “In this sacred sanctuary, all you have to do is look at me.”

The Abyssal Demon Empress arrives with an army of a hundred thousand: “Whoever lays a hand on my man, I’ll rip off her head and use it as his chamber pot!”

Watching the empresses fight, each ready to destroy the world for him at any moment, Lin En clutches his wallet and trembles:

“Don’t come any closer! I really only want that base salary of 3,800 a month!”