My name is Chuncao, a maid who sweeps the floor in the Prime Minister's Mansion. I love fishing and eating melons most in my life.
That day when the young lady was going to incense, she met a handsome knight and a young master who was robbing people in the street. Then——Master Shangshu died, and handsome knight became a suspect.
In the court, Mrs. Gaoming wanted to beat him to death.
I was so anxious that I rushed in and shouted, "He is my uncle from the prime minister's office!"
The whole place was dead silent.
The prefect was stunned, his wife was dumbfounded, and the handsome knight had a question mark on his face: Who are you, girl?
I also want to know who I am. I just made up a lie casually!
As a result, the prefect insisted on coming to confront him. On the way back, I sat in the sedan chair he gave me (yes, in order to curry favor with the prime minister, he carried the sedan chair for the maids), thinking crazily about life:
How do you get the young lady to recognize this kinship?
How to get the Prime Minister to accept this son-in-law?
What's even more frightening is that this lie started to snowball——
The Prime Minister replied: Behead. I changed it to: Send to Beijing to get married.
The prefect began to send red makeup to his son-in-law.
The officials began to give gifts.
The emperor gave a plaque: A match made in heaven.
Xiangguo took the royal pen and gold plaque and collapsed on the spot: "I was roasted on the fire by a little maid!"
The handsome knight was confused: "I'm getting married? To whom?"
Finally, the Shangshu family fell and the Prime Minister retired. I opened a maid school in the Prime Minister's Mansion.
If there are any secrets in the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty, the first person to tell them is not the emperor, but me.
After all——
The entire Dayan was set up by me.
As for my "eldest nephew" Xiangguo, he always calls out to me: "Auntie" when he sees me.
