Traveling through the fantasy world, Su Mu awakened the "Lieping System".
As long as you quietly become a useless person and sleep for twelve hours a day, your cultivation level will skyrocket, and you can even achieve immortality.
In order to survive until the end of time, he hid in the deep mountains and old forests and swore:
If you don't touch a woman, she's a red and pink skull;
If you do not participate in the court, it is a place of right and wrong;
If you don't practice magical skills, you will easily become possessed.
However, fate seemed to have played a huge joke on him.
On the first day, the Righteous Empress marched in person and blocked the door: "Senior Su, a headless ghost appears in the imperial mausoleum. Only you can suppress it. Please come out!"
Su Mu turned over and said, "No, it's a decoration problem."
The next day, the Queen of the Demon Cult came to the door with a demon sword and said: "Old Ghost Su, where did the soul of my saint go? If I don't find it, I will burn it, you bastard!"
Su Mu picked his feet and said, "Don't make a fuss. It's because she got lost because of her own fun."
On the third day, the Queen of the Demon Realm tearfully submitted a complaint: "Taoist Priest, my family member died unjustly. I beg you to find out the real culprit..."
Su Mu finally got angry: "I just want to lie down, I really don't want to solve the case!"
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