This is a history book that will make you laugh until your stomach hurts.
Yes, you read it right, it is a history book, not a joke book.
However, in the magical era of Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, history itself was a joke.
The emperor takes turns, come to my house this year - this is not a slogan, but a real daily operation.
Father and son killing each other, brothers killing each other, powerful ministers rebelling, beauties harming the country - these dramas may have been major events in other dynasties, but in the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties? That's called daily life!
Sima Yi lived longer than a tortoise, survived three generations of emperors, and finally usurped the Cao family's world;
Jia Nanfeng was so ugly that he could scare children into tears, but he was able to control government affairs and trigger the Eight Kings Rebellion;
Gao Yangfa was scared when he went crazy. He ran around naked on the street and claimed to be a god descended from the earth.
Hou Jing was pitifully short, but he dared to capture the emperor and turned the Liang Dynasty upside down...
Are you ready? Let's travel back to that crazy era and see how these gods played a good hand of cards to pieces, and how they made flowers out of the mess!
This book is based on the humorous style of "Those Things in the Ming Dynasty" and tells the history of the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties in easy-to-understand vernacular.
The author promises: All historical events in this article are based on historical data, but the psychological activities and dialogues of the characters are purely fictional and are for entertainment purposes only.
If any historian wants to vomit blood after reading this, please call 120. The author will not be held responsible.