I, Lin Xiaofeng, a laid-off programmer, was bound to an APP called "Sanjietong" on the first day I switched to food delivery.
From then on my client's style of painting was not quite right.
Nezha uses a Hot Wheels skateboard to take orders, and he wants to hack my battery car because he thinks the Coke is out of gas.
Chang'e ordered sweet-scented osmanthus cake without sugar, sweet-scented osmanthus, or cake, and asked me if I could pack "Happiness" for delivery.
Wu Gang cut down three thousand years of osmanthus trees in exchange for two kilograms of soy sauce beef and a bottle of Erguotou.
Yue Lao tied the takeout with red thread, Po Meng added pearl milk tea to the soup, and Sun Wukong used monkey hair to create 999 clones to give me good reviews.
The tips they gave were even more outrageous:
The Roaring Dog's nose (can smell fortune), the dew in the Moon Palace (necessary for staying up late),
The patience that never ends cutting down the tree (works wonders against Party A), and the never-ending "next time".
Now, I am on my way to deliver an urgent shipment of the Book of Life and Death to the King of Hell.
The note was: "The judge pen is out of water, so I brought a morning light gel pen with me. I need a 0.5Mm one."
I just want to ask: If this order is overtime, will the salary or longevity be deducted?
