Siheyuan: I’m He Yuliang, and I Knock Sense into Silly Zhu from the Start

I, He Yuliang, have returned from a battlefield soaked in blood and corpses. I won’t tolerate even a speck of dirt in my eyes! Looking at the courtyard full of monsters and demons, I’ve decided to set some rules around here! Backed by my position as head of security, I’ll restore order to this household with guns loaded! Sha Zhu’s bleeding-heart act is getting out of hand? → He gets a lesson in military boxing, the hands-on kind! Jia Zhangshi is throwing a tantrum and summoning spirits? → Spreading feudal superstition? Straight to reform-through-labor and jail food! Yi Zhonghai embezzled the remittances? → The evidence is solid. He’ll be disgraced and bankrupted paying it all back! And I’ve got a [portable pocket dimension] with supplies piled as high as mountains! At the courtyard meeting, I kick the Eight Immortals table to pieces and silence the whole crowd! “From today on, I call the shots in this courtyard. Who’s in favor, and who’s against?” The courtyard’s beasts: “…” (Too scared to move. Seriously, too scared to move.)