Reborn in the NBA, I Really Don’t Want to Be a Scumbag

Media headlines making waves:

[The real reason Black Widow and Pepper Potts fell out was a Chinese man]

[Living with all four Kardashian sisters, and getting along so intimately]

[Is Su Qiye the real father of Hollywood star Blake Lively’s daughter?]

Su Qiye transmigrates to 2013 and becomes a 2013 NBA draft prospect who went undrafted. During a Summer League game between the Magic and the Heat, he binds himself to the NBA All-Around Superstar System.

Starting with master-level ball handling, he climbs step by step to become the greatest player in the NBA.

LeBron James: “He’s averaging a quadruple-double. What can I even say?”

Kevin Durant: “Whoever’s spreading rumors that I want to drink my sister-in-law’s bathwater is going to have a problem with me!”

Tim Duncan: “The future is yours, but Su Qiye’s present is a nightmare for the entire league.”

Draymond Green: “I’ll trash-talk the whole league, but I wouldn’t dare trash-talk Su Qiye.”

Fairy Sister: “I’m officially retiring from show business for good, because all I want is to quietly be someone’s mistress.”

Xiaoying: “Sis, why did you steal my line?”

Years later, at the Tokyo Olympics, Team China, led by Su Qiye, faces the unstoppable U.S. Dream Team in the final.

No one expected that before the game even began, Kevin Durant would lead the U.S. starters straight to Team China’s bench and earnestly ask Su Qiye for his autograph.