Naruto: A Backup Boyfriend? I'll Max Out the Eight Gates!

After transmigrating as Rock Lee, Konoha’s famous dead last, he finds himself unable to use ninjutsu or genjutsu. From the start, it’s difficulty level: hell!

Luckily, he awakens the [Sucker System]. As long as a goddess humiliates him, takes advantage of him, or gives him a “you’re such a nice guy” card, he can grow stronger without limit!

From then on, I set out on an unconventional path to the pinnacle of taijutsu!

“Sakura, I love you!”

[Ding! You have been mercilessly trampled by B-rank goddess Sakura Haruno. Reward: Instant removal of muscle fatigue!]

“Ino, please let me help you carry your things!”

[Ding! You have been treated as free labor by B-rank goddess Ino Yamanaka. Reward: Nerve reaction speed +0.1!]

(Yes! Insult me some more! Order me around a few more times!)

Just as I was absorbed in grinding experience, a figure appeared before me.

Hinata Hyuga (blushing): “L-Lee, I-I made this for you...”

[Warning! D-rank good girl detected. Accepting her kindness will cause the System to crash!]

Me (fleeing at lightning speed): “Don’t come any closer! I only love the Eight Gates!”

The goddesses: “?”

Years later, when my taijutsu surpasses the Five Kage and I kick Susanoo to pieces, they finally understand.

That bushy-browed guy who was always declaring his love had no room in his heart for women. He only had eyes for the Eight Gates!