[Gou Dao + Di Hua + no heroine + anti-routine + relaxed and funny]
Traveling through the world of cultivating immortals, I awakened to the most deceptive system in history, "The Evil God Acts Alone".
As long as there is a death or injury around me, no matter whether it is a person, demon, demon or beast, I can extract the strongest ability, skill or talent before death according to the "death specification"!
But the price is that I am born with a "disaster-friendly" physique. Wherever I go and something happens, I can choke a passerby to death even if I drink water.
In order to survive, I can only pretend to be the most unlucky good-for-nothing in the world with tears in my eyes, and pray for world peace every day.
But this group of monks insist that I am a black hand who has calculated all the people and laid plans for eternity. I have eight hundred plans at every step.
The Holy Son of the Holy Land was enlightened next to me and was struck to death by thunder. Everyone exclaimed: "He is so terrifying, using the hand of heaven to obliterate his powerful enemy!"
The demon giant wanted to capture me and use it as a cauldron, but I was smashed into pulp by the meteorite. The demon sect trembled: "This person has already seen through our sect's conspiracy and has sent down heaven's punishment!"
I hugged the newly acquired "Immortal Demonic Body" and cried to my panda, "Baby, I really didn't mean to do it! We just want to find a place to grow bamboo in peace and quiet!"
The panda silently put on his sunglasses and wiped the "God-killing Spear" he had just received: "Master, I understand, who is the next target?"
