Moon Wuhen, a mighty cultivator at the Tribulation Transcendence stage, suddenly decides to give up just before ascending: “I've been grinding for thirty thousand years. I'm tired. I want to retire.”
The Heavenly Dao flies into a rage and kicks her down to the mortal realm: “Go experience life and learn how to behave before you come back!”
When she wakes up, she's become Jiang Yueyue, a penniless college student. Her bank balance is 0.00, she owes 23,000 yuan in student loans, she lives in a moldy six-person dorm, and every day she frets over whether she can afford a 4.5-yuan serving of braised pork.
Wasn't retirement supposed to mean taking it easy?
System No. 001 is in a daily meltdown: “Host, please keep a low profile! Don't cook instant noodles in your alchemy furnace! Don't use your pressure on the dorm supervisor!”
She doesn't listen.
The result?
The aloof campus heartthrob chases after her, calling her junior sister; rich heirs line up to use her as their ATM; the green-tea campus belle sobs and begs her to insult her; the academic world has its worldview shattered by her; and the entire internet is on its knees, begging her to found a sect.
What's even more outrageous is that old acquaintances from the cultivation world keep showing up one after another: some want revenge, some want to repay a debt, some want to talk romance, and then there's the inner demon she personally separated from herself three thousand years ago, now back in human form to find her.
“Moon Wuhen, long time no see.”
“I'm here to take back what's mine.”
Jiang Yueyue stares at the face that's exactly like her own and falls silent.
Wasn't she supposed to retire quietly?
How did it turn into a huge family reunion?
