[No rebirth] [No transmigration] [No female lead] [Urban fantasy] [Random transformations] [Hilarious comedy and everyday life]
My name is Li An Yi. All I wanted was to open a little convenience store in a county town, lie flat, sunbathe, and play video games.
Then one night, I took a leak and peed on a talking gourd.
The thing claimed to be an ancient divine artifact, supposedly unbelievably powerful, but it only had two abilities: running its mouth and making me transform at random.
I could turn into a beautiful woman, a foreigner, an animal, and...
These days, I have to mentally prepare myself before leaving the house.
Because what I'll turn into next...
I have no fucking idea!!!