Shen Qingqiu’s Modern Survival Guide

After three years of being transmigrated into a book, Shen Qingqiu had just raised Luo Binghe into a well-behaved little white flower when he woke up one day back in the modern world, as a struggling web-novel author.

He had no spiritual energy, his magic no longer worked, and his editor was chasing him for his next chapter. Even more absurdly, he discovered that the novel he was serializing was none other than The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System, the book that chronicled his own transmigration.

He thought it was all just an accident, until one day the sky split open and lightning filled the heavens

A figure in white descended from the sky and smiled at him.

“Shizun, I found you.”

Luo Binghe had followed him here.

And so, a chaotic modern life began in a tiny rented apartment. Teaching his disciple to use a toilet, taking him out for takeout, stopping him from climbing into bed in the middle of the night... Shen Qingqiu was exhausted. This wasn't a disciple, it was an ancestor!

Even stranger, his disciple's handwriting began appearing out of nowhere in his documents. The plot points he'd thought were just “fiction” were coming true, one by one, in real life.

When a powerful cultivator meets a modern-day wage slave, and a well-behaved disciple bares his scheming fangs

Shen Qingqiu has just one question: Who can tell him how to send this rebellious disciple back to the world of cultivation?

Answers wanted. It's urgent.