Global Survival: From the Start, My RV Has Unlimited Golden Affixes

[A highway survival game descends, and billions of people start with a car]

[While everyone else pedals a bicycle and gets chased by zombies, your camper van is already covered in golden traits]

[Fuel tank] + [Infinite] = Never run out of fuel. Burn rubber at the start and leave everyone else in the dust.

[Tires] + [Never Wears Out] = Absolute physical defense, unaffected by all attacks.

[Windows] + [One-Way Transparency] = From outside, they look like steel plates. From inside, they’re panoramic skylights.

[Camper van] + [Space Folding] = A mobile castle. Build a supply warehouse, a greenhouse, a swimming pool, and whatever else you like.

While everyone else sells their soul for half a bottle of gas and shivers in the freezing wind,

you sit in your camper van at a comfortable 26 degrees, enjoying hot pot with fatty beef while watching the Cthulhu monstrosity outside lose its cool.

You say mildly, “That tentacle should taste pretty good grilled.”

[Lv. 1 Dilapidated Camper Van → Lv. 100 Ark of the Old Ones]

[If you can dream it, there’s no golden trait you can’t stick on]

[Decisive and ruthless + Multiple heroines + Invincible protagonist + Cthulhu + Zombies]

The camper van only takes women?

Obviously. There’s barely any room in here. What, am I supposed to let some burly guy in to pick his toes?

Golden traits, show me what you’ve got!