I, Cheng Shi, have advanced gastric cancer and will die in three months. The doctor advised me to "keep a happy mood".
I crossed the street holding the diagnosis certificate, and I was happily cursing God for being crazy.
As a result, God sent a sports car to knock me away. As I was flying in the air, I thought happily: The chemotherapy room of the hospital is losing blood this time!
Fortunately, people are not always unlucky, and the hospital is just around the corner.
But there will always be unlucky people, and yes, it was me who died in the emergency room.
The strange world showed his fangs. Under the shadowless light, the space around me was accurately folded by 0.52 Meters. My neck was roughly brought under the scalpel, and blood spattered all over the face of the surgeon.
Good news: His sister can finally die. I laughed out loud. Hurry up and destroy her.
Bad news: The good news was false. A mysterious force awakened in me and I was alive again.
I can't laugh anymore because I have to continue to face this absurd and weird world happily...