Journey to the West, What's Wrong with Me, Jin Chanzi, Talking Too Much?

[The only talkative Westward Journey on the Internet] [It is recommended to listen with headphones, otherwise you will easily burst out laughing] [Invincible physically + Invincible with words = the greatest disaster in the three realms] Jin Chanzi, the second direct disciple of the Tathagata, was kicked down to the mortal world by his own master because he talked too much. "Go and learn from the scriptures, and reflect on yourself on the way." Eighteen years later, a talkative Tang Monk who was physically invincible embarked on his journey westward. The monsters heard the news and took action: Eat a bite of Tang Monk's meat and you will live forever! Then they discovered that Tang Monk's meat was really not delicious. White Bone Demon: I just wanted to lie to him once. He took me and chatted for three days and three nights. We talked about everything from dressing up to life planning. Now I have changed my career. King Golden Horn: I caught him in a cave and sent him out crying three days later. I gave him all the treasures and just begged him not to say anything. Honghai'er: He chatted with me for two hours in front of Huoyun Cave. My father and mother came, and the family of three hugged each other and cried. King of the Daughter Kingdom: I fell in love with him at first sight. He chatted with me for seven days and seven nights. I took the initiative to break off the engagement: You go, I would rather be single. Bull Demon King: I heard he was coming, so I moved overnight and left a sign: This cave is abandoned and the monster is dead. Please go directly to the next one. Emergency meeting of the three worlds: Jade Emperor: Who can tell him to shut up? King of Hell: I tried to seduce the soul. He talked to me about the KPIs of the underworld. Now I am extending his life expectancy. Dragon King: I invited him to dinner and wanted to gag him. He talked to me about marine resource development. Now I want to jump into the sea. Guanyin: I visited him once and came back to retreat for three years. Tathagata: (silent for a long time)... I should not have accepted this disciple in the first place.