I’m a 98-Year-Old Guy Who Sings, Dances, and Hits High Notes. Is That Really So Strange?

Xia Jian never imagined he could transmigrate without getting hit by a meteor or even having time to recite the secret code for transmigration and rebirth.

But transmigrating into the body of a 98-year-old man who might choke to death just from eating vegetables or drinking water was seriously outrageous.

Worse still, although he and his wife were both Great Xia natives, they had four children of mixed Japanese, Korean, European, and American heritage.

The youngest was only three, and the oldest had just turned six.

Even though he was gravely ill and bedridden, his wife still forced him onto a variety show to earn money for formula:

“You can die for all I care, but you’d better die onstage so I can squeeze another bit of formula money out of them.”

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have bound the Popularity Lottery System. Build up popularity to exchange it for lottery chances.]

Xia Jian was speechless. In his condition, he could barely manage to annoy people by running his mouth. What was he supposed to do with popularity?

[Beginner’s gift pack opened. Congratulations, Host, you have received:

7 days of life,

Expert splits,

Item Card: “Give Me the Time of One Song” x1 (After using this card, the Host will return to peak condition for the duration of one song.)]

Xia Jian was thrilled. With the System, he still had a chance.

When the time came, dealing with his wicked gold-digging wife and the awful neighbors who had cuckolded him would be a piece of cake.

With the beginner’s gift pack from the System, Xia Jian began filming the first episode of the variety show “Holy Crap, Old Man” in his wheelchair…