Queen Mother, Don't Laugh! the Little Princess Is About to Break the News

[Mind reading for all members + melon-eating system + silly comedy + salted fish group pet + tyrant] Lin Xiaoxiao transformed into a harem transparent girl and was accidentally bound to the [Eating Melon System]. In line with the principle of "as long as I am not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed." She holds a small bench and jumps crazily on the front line of eating melons every day. But she didn't know that the system was leaking electricity when it was shipped from the factory, and her thoughts about eating melons were broadcast on all channels! All civil and military officials in the dynasty could hear it! As a result, the bloody palace battle completely collapsed—— The imperial concubine faked and framed her, and Lin Xiaoxiao shouted wildly: [Fuck! What was stuffed in the imperial concubine's belly was not the emperor's heir at all, but a snow silk pillow from the Ministry of Internal Affairs, and it was still leaking cotton! The tyrant kicked the imperial concubine over and the pillow fell off on the spot. The prime minister went bankrupt and hired a killer. Lin Xiaoxiao complained: [Laughing to death! The middleman got a huge kickback of 990,000 yuan, and the killer was an acrobatic troupe hired by Tianqiao, who was preparing to perform a chest-breaking performance for the emperor! The prime minister who was secretly observing was so angry that he vomited blood and broke his leg. Lin Xiaoxiao thought she was disguised very well. Until the queen mother, the champion of palace fighting, became her "big brother", reminding her every day: Xiaoxiao, please tell me how that old man has been a cuckold for fifteen years? The rumored cold-faced tyrant also cured his insomnia by listening to her gossip. He even sat her on the throne and doted on her, whispering: "Xiaoxiao, when are you going to eat my gossip?" Lin Xiaoxiao dropped the melon seeds on the floor: Wait, so you can all hear it? !