After Becoming a Substitute Bride, I Won the Prince's Household Over with My Complaints

Only after Shen Yu died did she learn that she was a minor female character in an angst novel. In her previous life, she married in place of her legitimate elder sister for love, becoming the wife of a war god prince rumored to be a ruthless killer who was about to die of illness. In the end, the male lead carved out her heart to save his beloved. Her fate was horrific. Reborn, Shen Yu looked at the vicious, brooding prince before her and decided to lie flat and give up trying. If she was going to die anyway, she might as well speak her mind while she still could.

The prince wants to kill her? She hands him the knife. “Please be gentle. I'm afraid of pain.”

The prince wants to confine her? She pulls out some sunflower seeds. “Do you provide meals? I want four dishes and a soup.”

The prince is poisoned and spits up blood, sending the whole household into a panic. She leans in for a look. “Well, that's quite an artistic splash of blood. It looks like a peony.”

She thought she wouldn't survive three chapters, but then the cold-faced prince cornered her against a wall, his eyes reddening. “You... do you even know how to show someone you care?”

Shen Yu: ??? Wait, that's not how you're supposed to react!