[Metaphysics + fake and real heiresses + unhinged humor + absurd comedy + feel-good story about exploiting ghosts like a capitalist]
A max-level metaphysics master transmigrates into the body of a downtrodden real heiress. From the start, she takes the System in hand and becomes a ruthless capitalist!
Other people risk their lives to catch ghosts. She relies on "physical exorcism," then makes them sign grueling 007 contracts and works the wretched spirits to the bone, squeezing out every last drop of blood and sweat!
To earn performance bonuses and buy a luxurious king-sized bed, this incurable slacker drives both the world of the living and the world of the dead into a frantic work frenzy!
Forced to donate blood to the fake heiress from the start? She smacks her scumbag brother into the air and crushes the luck-sucking imp with her bare hands!
A scheming green tea tries to hire a charlatan to cast a spell? She flips the giant round table, recruits a red-clad ghost, and makes her wear a maid outfit, massage her legs, and peel grapes!
A Mystic Sect bigwig lays a formation to suppress her? She hands out merit points as year-end bonuses. Heavenly lightning backfires, and a grandmaster ends up in tears, reduced to sweeping floors!
The City God sends a hundred underworld soldiers to seize her soul? She offers them "two days off a week, five types of insurance, and a housing fund." The soldiers tear up their contracts overnight and jump ship to become security guards!
Later, the scumbag family goes bankrupt and ends up on the streets. Lin Baibai lounges in a garden pruned by zombies and sneers, "It'd be a waste to let all that resentment go unused. Send them to work in a black-brick kiln."
The aloof Ghost King of a thousand years feeds her peeled lychees. "Boss, are we acquiring the underworld outright this afternoon, or developing the abyss?"
[Content warnings:]
1. The heroine is an extreme self-interest-driven hedonist with top-tier combat ability and a mind ahead of its time. She firmly believes, "As long as I have no shame, morality can't blackmail me."
2. Anyone and anything can become a tool, including ghosts. She never wastes time talking when dealing with villains. If she can crush them and bleed them dry, she won't hold back.
3. There is a male lead, but he's just a high-level employee. The aloof God of War Ghost King is reduced to a doting, full-time nanny.
4. No angst throughout. It's a hugely satisfying, stress-relieving read, full of absurd ideas and reverse exploitation of the three realms!
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