NBA: Klay at Max Level, Kobe Begs Me Not to Have Him

Reborn in 2007, Song Qiang signs with the Lakers and acquires the [More Children, More Blessings: Strongest Family System]!

The beginner's gift pack comes with a permanent Peak Klay Thompson experience card, granting him maxed-out three-point shooting and elite 3-and-D defense!

But the System's core principle is this: the more prosperous the family, the more invincible the Host!

Every child he has with a goddess unlocks a new ability: Curry's ball-handling, Giannis Antetokounmpo's physique, or Jordan's mid-range jumper!

Soon, the atmosphere at Staples Center is transformed.

On the court, Song Qiang catches and shoots, then clocks out after three quarters. Kobe stares at the scoreboard, lost in thought. "I thought I was supposed to be the boss?"

Off the court, Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and Taylor Swift gather courtside, competing for his attention.

Kobe is at his breaking point. "Song! The game is about to start. Can you please get your 'girlfriends' out of the locker room first? And stop bringing up how I can't ride in your helicopter!"