Other people’s survival strategy: cling to strong players, scrape by, and tremble in fear.
Our survival strategy: round up a bunch of hapless weirdos, build a team, gather supplies, and turn the instances into team outings.
Others: This instance is a guaranteed death trap!
Us: This spot is perfect for a group photo.
Others: The BOSS is here! Run!
Us: The BOSS is here. Let the team mascot loose!
They say if you collect a whole bunch of hapless weirdos in this survival game, you can summon a dragon?
Then one day, the gray “Exit” button lit up
System: Congratulations, you can leave now.
Us: ?
Whoever wants to leave can go. We haven’t had enough of our tea party yet.
System: Fine, fine, I’m the hapless weirdo! There, happy now?!
Tentative core members (may be changed slightly before the story is complete): Baldies Always Shine, Great Sage’s Mountain’s Escaped Mama Monkey, Big White Snowflake, CX330, Pancake Doggo, Shrimp Ren Doesn’t Wink, Crayon Shin-chan Eyeballs, Spitty Spit, My 36D Comes First, A-Overbearing CEO Wang Tiezhu, and Heavenly Dumpling
