From the Start, a Blood Slave: I Reach the Martial Dao Summit With the System

[Power Fantasy] [Trickster] [Lighthearted Comedy] [No Saintly Protagonist] [Subverts the Usual Tropes] [Smart Protagonist] [Gets Better as It Goes]

Good news: I transmigrated, and I have a System.

Bad news: This System is strictly impartial!

[Host has spoken false, flattering words. The System will randomly punish the Host by making him release foul gas for thirty breaths!]

“Stay back! This young master has just had an inspiration. I haven't tested my new technique yet, so I might hurt you by accident!”

The protagonist exposes the truth and punishes evil, earning rewards from the Heavenly Dao every time. Leveling up is as easy as drinking water.

Shen Ji says, “If I can go farther and faster than peerless prodigies, it's because I'm standing on the System's shoulders.”

“Cut the act, Shen Ji. Everyone's waiting for you to ascend.”

“Hang on. I'll wipe out a small demon kingdom and kill a few little devils, then come back and take everyone up with me.”

In the blink of an eye, a small country on an island in the southeastern sea sank beneath the waves.

A moment later, Shen Ji led a group of Martial Gods through the barrier and ascended.

(The protagonist appears fairly early, but the opening is a slow burn. It gets more exciting in the middle and later sections, so please be patient.)