I Asked You to Return to the Village and Farm, So Why Did You Put Causality Laws on the Tools?

After quitting his job and returning to the village to farm, Lin Yan gazes at the weed-covered barren hills and falls into thought.

Luckily, he awakens an outrageous Item System. As long as he can shock people, he can draw an item trait and attach it to an inanimate object!

The neighboring village is showing off its imported, fully automated mini-tiller worth millions?

Lin Yan silently pulls out a rusty iron shovel with a chunk missing and attaches the trait [Pulse of the Earth].

With one shovel strike, ten mu of soil turns itself over and lines up in perfect rows!

Online viewers are stunned: “Whose shovel comes with TNT blasting and plowing effects?!”

A big-shot investor drives over in an off-road SUV to force him to sell the barren hills, only to get stuck on a muddy road.

Lin Yan hops onto the beat-up reverse tricycle his grandpa left him and attaches the trait [Initial D].

The tricycle drifts around the bend with blue flames shooting out, then plows the mudslide-blocked road flat!

The tycoon breaks down: “My million-yuan SUV can’t outrun a beat-up tricycle with a slipping chain?!”

Just as everyone thinks Lin Yan is only developing high-tech agriculture,

he pulls out a fifty-cent plastic water gun he bought from a street stall and attaches [Precision Artificial Rain]...

The world’s top meteorologists buy overnight standing-room train tickets just to learn from him: This makes no damn sense!!!