[Reincarnated King Zhou + Northeast Nice Guy + Su Daji + Multiple Heroines + Angst Before Romance + Modern Cultivation + The Girls Chase Him After Losing Him + Sweet Romance]
My name is Luo Xiaochen, and I'm a well-known simp at Xishu University.
On the first day of school, I fell in love at first sight with Su Jiu'er, the department's prettiest girl. My roommates said I wasn't good enough for her, but I had to try.
Before I could make a move, though, senior Liu Ruyan threw herself at me. I thought my luck with women had changed, until that night in the grove: the moment she attacked me, nine snowy-white tails unfurled beneath the moonlight.
Su Jiu'er wasn't human. She was a nine-tailed fox who had waited three thousand years for me.
What I didn't know was that Shen Tingxue, the aloof top student who always sat behind me and borrowed my notes, was a disciple of Mount Qingcheng who had silently protected me for eighty lifetimes. Wei Xiaoyu, the “Deep-Sea Minnow” I teamed up with in games, was her... reincarnation, and she had fallen for me again in this life. Her idiot brother, who called himself “Xishu Wei Daxun,” was really a traitor from the underworld, risking his life to hide a world-shaking secret from me:
I am the reincarnation of King Zhou, and in eighty lifetimes, I have never met a good end.
Yellow weasels demanding titles, rat spirits entrusting me with their orphans, fox immortals trying to bewitch me, and the underworld hunting me down... Can a guy still be a proper simp at this university?
Su Jiu'er says, “I won't let anyone trick you away from me this time.”
Shen Tingxue says, “I've waited for him for eighty lifetimes.”
Wei Xiaoyu says, “You're amazing, I'll protect you.”
Looking at the campus beauty, the top student, and the little fan caught up in this three-thousand-year entanglement, I can only ask one thing:
So who am I supposed to simp for?
When myths become reality and a simp becomes the most sought-after guy around, watch a goofy Northeasterner fight to survive a three-thousand-year trial of love.
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Before watching: It's another cliché plot about licking a dog and chasing a school beauty. After watching: The school beauty is a nine-tailed fox? Is the dumped senior a cultivator? That female classmate who scolds him every day is the reincarnation of Jiang Ziya's disciple? Luo Xiaochen was still stupidly posting on WeChat Moments and licking the screen, completely unaware of how many bigwigs were surrounding him. The night Liu Ruyan took action, when the nine tails spread out in the moonlight, I got goosebumps. The King of Licking Dogs × Nine-tailed Fox × Three Thousand Years of Guardian × All members are scheduled to be eliminated. Chased.