I want to be a novel with a high score of 9.9. I am a former concept-level evil god and now the owner of a canteen at the end of the universe. I mainly focus on lying down and retiring.
Until the daughter of the richest man in the galaxy pointed at me and said, "You look like my missing father."
I was surrounded by wanted posters across the universe, and the crime was: impersonating her father.
The real richest man came to my door and asked me with a sneer: "Are you using my face well?"
I silently turned over the sign that said "No credit allowed" and it read on the back: "I am retired. My business includes: no help, no involvement, no taking care of children."
I just wonder why retirement is so hard
