On the first day when he traveled through time and became a Taoist priest in Mount Laoshan, Yun Yi realized a reality: Laojun, as an old man, was probably deaf.
How else to explain it - he just wanted to return to secular life, marry a wife, and live a normal life, but inexplicably a group of guys were gathered around him who were more difficult to deal with than him?
The weasel that walked upright and smoked dry cigarettes said it had been with him for eight hundred years; the two stupid thieves who robbed graves and dug through vegetable cellars refused to leave; the liar at the fortune-telling parlor at the foot of the mountain applied for employment on the spot after failing to kick it; even the leopard in the mountains was tricked into going down the mountain by grilled squid and became a supernumerary security guard at the Taoist temple.
The place he agreed to repair was turned into a zoo.
When Yun Yi opens his eyes every day, he has to deal with the chatty starlings spreading lies all over the courtyard, comfort the strong man who is afraid of ghosts, listen to the vixen talking about Tsingtao Brewery's limited edition cosmetics, and take the time to answer several villagers' requests for help - help find chickens, mediate the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, and scare unfilial sons.
[System] says that if you accumulate enough merit, you can return to secular life.
Yun Yi believed it.
So he began to be forced to start business, one after another, and accumulated a lot of merit, but there were more and more people around him, and his hearts became softer and softer.
——This is the story of a social animal who just wants to lie down, being pushed along by a group of cute animals and a mountain and sea.
As for whether he returned to secular life in the end?
Laojun said: Guess.
