Li Xian, a thirty-five-year-old programmer at a major Internet company, died suddenly at four in the morning during the revision of the fifteenth version of the plan.
After waking up, he became Li Yuanshu, nephew of Duke Lu Guogong of the Tang Dynasty - a genuine dandy, with a house, land and maids, and only four goals in life: to eat and wait to die.
A perfect start, a peaceful life, I'm a little excited just thinking about it.
However——
[Ding! The Datang lying flat system was successfully activated!
[System purpose: If you can lie down, never sit down; if you can do it, never involute!
[System task: Take a nap for an hour today, and the reward will be 100 points for lying flat!
Li Yuanshu: What a system! Just what I wanted!
Then he was blocked by Cheng Yaojin's son and was forced to accept the horse racing challenge.
Li Yuanshu:? ? ?
[System: Warning! It is detected that the host is about to involute! Please lie down and pretend to be sick immediately!
Li Yuanshu: I don't want to either, they forced me!
The horse racing was won, and F4 accepted a bunch of underlings; the soap was improved, and the female rival from time travel came to visit; the drainage system was repaired, and Li Shimin personally praised it——
Li Yuanshu looked at his expanding career territory and fell into deep thought: I just wanted to be a happy salted fish, how could I accidentally become the most handsome man in the Tang Dynasty?
[System:...]
[System: Host, where did you say you would lie down?
[System: I hate it.
This is a sad story about "forced involution".
It is also a cool story about "dimensionality reduction attack".
It is also a funny story about "a young man who lay flat and became a king in the Tang Dynasty".
