Naruto: What Do You Mean I Am Red Kite Sage?

[Naruto + Fanfic + Honkai Impact 3 + Fu Hua + No female protagonist for the time being] Sasuke is obsessed with being a Kamen Rider and he goes around all day long. Naruto's rationality completely evaporated, and he spent all day studying how to use his strength to create miracles. In order to chase Sasuke, Haruno Sakura started COS Yae Sakura to play Tai Sword. Kakashi abandoned the paradise of intimacy, inherited the name of Konoha White Fang, and occasionally made some cold jokes about Louis XVI. When she doesn't study ninja tools every day, she spends all day tinkering with her Gundam drawings in the laboratory. After watching Three Kingdoms, Locke Li said that the current weapons in the ninja world are boring. Watching me play the Qinglong Yanyue Sword, Metkai agreed and also wielded the Guan Sword to behead Hua Xiong. And I, Fu Ming, a 21st century time traveler, Fu Chef who looks similar to Fu Hua. I just want to be an ordinary person who likes to engage in abstraction. As for why I, an ordinary person, can beat you with a tailed beast, don't worry. What does it mean that I can bring out Kurama Yakumo and then become the King of Disaster? What do you mean I can collapse? What does it mean that I drive a Hyperion to deliver warmth to Xiao Organization's doorstep? When did I become the Scarlet Kite Immortal? Forget it, never mind, let's have a good time first. (Updates are very slow, if you are interested, please don't keep the book, be careful to keep it dead)