Tycoon: Everything My Son Bragged to the Masseuse About Came True

The good news: Lin Bei awakened a System that turns his son's boasts into reality.

The bad news: His son is at a foot massage parlor, enthusiastically bragging to a masseuse.

His son boasts that his dad owns three limited-edition luxury cars.

Lin Bei is riding his electric scooter to buy groceries when he turns around and finds himself surrounded by three Bugattis.

Bystander: Holy crap, this guy's driving a Bugatti in a tank top?

Lin Bei, expressionless: Keep it low-key. It's just my grocery run car.

His son boasts that his dad is the richest man in the world.

Lin Bei is mopping the floor at the supermarket when CEOs from the world's top 500 companies line up outside, begging for an audience.

His ex-wife, Su Qing: Lin Bei, you've really committed to this act, haven't you?

Lin Bei: An act? (He snaps his fingers.) I could buy your company in just one second.

Lin Bei: Son, please, just shut up. I only want to run a supermarket in peace!

Lin Xiaoyu: Dad, stop pretending. I already told my goddess you bought her an island!

Lin Bei: ... (He silently pulls out a fast-acting heart pill.)

So Lin Bei sells five-cent spicy snacks at his supermarket while directing global financial wars.

When will this life of being forced to become a tycoon finally end?